Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

Is there a green gatorade?

She’s getting so big! 🤍

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

Shirling

We had Lace Bouquet:

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

If it’s not purrkin I’m quitting this place.

It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…

Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

Aww I do love Hobbes! 🤍

Cheers kitty!

If god had a name, what would we call him?

Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?