When I was younger and stupid I decided to find fresh tracks off the main path with a buddy. I was in front and eventually decide to stop and look at the map to see when to cross back to a lift.

While sitting in the snow and looking at my map, the wind caught my map and it flew out of my hands and down the mountain. I watch this map fly down the flat face of the mountain and back up. It was then I realized that I was about 10ish feet before a cliff drop. My buddy was about to fly past me when I waved him to stop and he stopped even closer to the edge.

It took us 2 hours to claw and climb back up the hill were we came from. We went back down the hill and rested for that day.

Don’t stray from the groom runs.

Not true. No where did it say Trump can’t win for the next 3 years.

I do my best to only promote to keywords with high intent. So people who search for words with the sole purpose to purchase. I avoid doing ads to people who wasn’t looking for someone.

This help me sleep at night.

I literally hate ads. I have a adguad at my house that blocks everything and I use a VPN. Because I’m in the industry, I know what they do. Its awful what they are capable of.

I work in ads and I use ad blockers.

I think I know that guy on the far right. He dated my sister. I have nothing else to add. He was a nice dude.

Yup, so just lie about everything. But do your homework and learn about the job you’re doing.

I hired a gal who had a PhD in statistics and analytics. After hiring her, she told me that nobody would hire her because of her degree.

She told me she would get more people contacting her if she didn’t put down she had a PhD.

Lie on both. The worst thing that can happen to you is you not getting the job. If you get the job you have at least three months to learn the job quickly. Usually after the second month, they will start noticing that you’re incompetent.

You know. I also lied about my experiences. But I took a crash course on the software or the job I had to do. For about 5 years, 90% of the time, I get fired for being incompetent. After bouncing around with my lies, I sorta getting good at my job until I end up quitting after learned everything.

Just lie. The worst thing they can do is fire you. Who cares. You’re still alive and can just keep applying until some other company hires you.

I never got one either and just lied having a degree. Some companies cared. Most don’t. Lie during the interview, but once you accept the offer, don’t lie on the background check.

You also need to stay curious about the field you’re in. Constantly watching youtube and understanding the industry you’re in.So once you’re in the interview, you don’t sound like a noob.

At 18, I went to community college. During my 2 years there, I absolutely fucked my credit by getting credit cards and not paying it back.

So thinking my credit was bad, I decided I couldn’t afford University. So I just decided to lie that I had a degree and just kept doing interviews and when it came down to the background checks, I didn’t lie.

About 20% of the companies I got an offer for talked to the hiring manager who cared about my fake degree. The rest just turned a blind eye or didn’t care.

At 46, I don’t lie anymore. After 20 years in the industry, They just care about places I worked and responsibilities I had.

No, I have a business that requires I fly a ton.

Oh fuuuuuck the DRM. I purchased CIV5 for my phone and it requires an active internet connection or it boots you out. I only play on an airplane. So I ended up downloading the pirated version so I can play the game I purchased.

Piracy is free. If you’re charging 70usd for a game, then I’d rather just spend the time and pirate it. If it’s 10 bucks, Im just lazy to do a Google search and pay you for it.

Because they are giving us a tiny severance for being quiet. I’ll take what I can get.

Corporate life.

My entire web team got laid off from a major car company. Right before we got paid our yearly bonus and right before I went on my paternity leave.

This is probably the best one.

I’m a band nerd and the mouthpiece is on the side and won’t make a sound in that configuration.