The last time I went to McDonald’s all the kiosks printed blank receipts. No one knew what number they were.

This is so close. You’re nearly there. Just let go.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

“I wish I’d been a girly, just like me dear Mama!”

So you’ve never actually seen them slam the door?

Might just be a bad latch.

That’s a kissing trap. UwU

I only use black santas for decoration. I don’t buy into religion, but if I’m going to decorate my house with images of a saint I’m not going to let them white wash him. He was probably middle eastern, but it’s more likely he was black than he was a white dude.

You will bomb. Probably more often than not for the first few months. Eventually you’ll feel like you have a rhythm, and then you’ll start bombing again. But every laugh you get will feel like a drug.

They’re objectively terrible for everyone. Especially the closer you live to them.

So you’re rooting for Russia. Got it. Have a good life.

I fail to see what this has to do with Ukraine. You’re going to have to pull out your 2 dollar words. The war isn’t over until either one side is destroyed or they make peace. Until then there is no winner or loser.

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I’m just the most decorated veteran in my family with 5 generations of service, but sure teach me how armed conflict works.

One would argue that the aggressor should be making concessions not the victim, but it seems like you’ve already picked a side.

You’re right. War is hell. We should be pressuring the aggressor to end this before more people die.

Chungus on a dungus

Then perish.

That face says either pet me right now or cease to exist.

Dumb age baiting. There is no war but the class war.