I’ve been sleeping as 20 since I got chickenpox as a kid. The itchiness was completely unbearable, and I never liked how much pajamas bunch up when I toss and turn anyways. Now I only wear them on the rare night that it drops below freezing.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen my job in a movie. The only place I could imagine industrial embroidery ever showing up on screen would be as the setting for a chase scene or something.

You wouldn’t be calling it “slop” if you thought a human made it in photoshop, which means your judgement isn’t actually based on the quality of the image.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=photoslop

I remember patty-cake games being super popular in elementary school, and it switched to hacky sack games in late middle school through high school. I think the graph is accurate.

Man, they’re taking the “dark ages” part seriously.

A’ight, I’m with you on that.

I’m confused, you say the idiots are in charge, but then say that they’re fall guys following a playbook. Which one is it?

I’ve been underemployed with health problems, but hey, the government gives me $5 a day to cover my food costs.

The only reason I can even afford to be sick is because I have a partner, live half an hour by car from the grocery store and rent would be more than twice as much in the city. We pay a little more than a half of our combined income on rent.

Its fucked up, because I really need to go back to work, but Medicaid patients get sent to the end of the line. I woke up today shitting blood and puking, then check my phone and see a voicemail letting me know that my June 3rd appointment got resheduled to June 30th, and this is to discuss biopsy results from April.

Luigi did nothing wrong.

Yeah, you don’t pay for software, you pay for support that won’t insult you. Seeking support for FOSS stuff is like running a gauntlet of people who insist you’re too stupid to use it.

If we want normies to use FOSS, the community needs to stop saying normies don’t deserve FOSS.

Yeah, that’s the result of the flip the other person was talking about. They got their timeline a bit mixed up, the flip gained steam with Nixon’s use of the Southern Strategy to capture the Dixiecrat vote in the late 60s and was largely complete by the 80s.

Really, you pull a “what about wheelchairs” then turn around and talk about how people should pay more if they value not taking the stairs?

That’s why they’re evolving AI and robots. Plastic won’t need us for reproduction for much longer.

Gun manufacturers have already been caught giving warranty registration info to political action groups.

https://www.propublica.org/article/gunmakers-owners-sensitive-personal-information-glock-remington-nssf

Edible microchips

Look at me, I’m the cheese now.

I don’t see why I should be okay with that either.

They should serve manicotti at the mancott

Democrats are also a conservative party. Biden is a conservative with empathy.

Yeah, I’ve used the men’s room before and nothing happened. I saw the urinals and realized my mistake, but when you gotta pee, you gotta pee.

The original artist took all his old videos down for unknown reasons.

You’re not wrong about it being stuck in your head forever. I’m glad the animator saved it.