I love Fairy Tail enough to name all my Apple devices after characters. And I’m an old man

See you space cowboy

Natsu from Fairy Tail

That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.

Very jealous

Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.

A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon

Wow an effective range of almost 4 times the m16. I think the state endorsed solution would indeed be the best one.

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For a probably more sane view, my wife said she would probably call the authorities.

I would use the victim’s laptop to figure out where I was, and their phone to call my wife to have her begin driving in my direction with the intention of meeting her on the way. Then using bleach based cleaning supplies or worst case a wet rag, wipe down any surfaces I might have touched, including the knife. Then use the victim’s car to the nearest interstate observing all traffic laws to meet my wife along the agreed upon route. I remove any cash in the house and gas cans if available.

Not an internet legend really, but zombo.com is still up. It’s been 25 years since I first found it and you can still do anything you like at zombo.com

Yeah, but who’s going to be there to notice the empty shelves at target?

Tried “two bananas doesn’t make a balloon meaning origin” and got a fairly plausible explanation for that old saying that I’m sure everyone is familiar with

21 years, $4000, 1381 games, 29% avg completion rate. I’m not unhappy with that

I stand corrected. I forgot the name of that shitty dirt puddle

? The only lake El Paso’s ever had is Ascarate

I don’t think he has the cards here

Welcome to orange Monday, a new day of worsts early in the trumpcession

https://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g

Ace of Spades - Motörhead

You can not only say Luigi, but you can also say that you wished it had started a trend.