That is Scatman John!

The same sentence one of “The Register” writers uses to shit on KDE.

I have MacBook pro from 2011 and it runs Plasma fine. It has 16GB of memory, though.

No but, you can just close it.

You lock it with flatpak as much as you can. Also, don’t keep it running if not needed.

theregister reader detected. Maybe even one of the editors!

Why asking for up arrow in Nautilus when you can always press alt+f8

It is easy to go fast if you have no features.

Ability to recognize non-ASCII characters in the dialer? Nope… Ability to skip auto connect to the Bluetooth device? Nope, never again… Record phone calls? No, fuck you, we don’t like it in US so it is banned to the whole world. Here you are a feature nobody asks for and shut up…

Does it work after sleep / suspend?

The first was Redhat Linux 7, but not for long. I moved to Slackware soon after.

Hetzner tried to charge me additional €20 for €5 VPS just because of my country. Cancelled the order immediately and I will never try them again.

And no, I am not from Russia. Even if that is the case, this sort of discrimination should not be accepted.

Mine responds to: her name, bitch, dog, and puppy.

Highway to Hell in my ass

Are you a dog?

You have to wear glasses, obviously.

Written by Phillip K. Dick

Or Korn

Systemd/Linux

Buggy as hell 😐