Last time I tried dropping in (on a skateboard), I was probably like 8… I immediately slid out and hit my back on the top rail, winded myself for a solid 30 seconds. Legitimately thought I was going to die, never again 😂

I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me

Was I supposed to read that with a Scottish accent?

Same here (assuming account was a genius who graduated high school like 3 years early and then got advanced placement in uni)

Low impact, high damage

And you only get 3 loops

No spaces? Madness!

I’m a " - " type man, have no time for extra line

At least in 50 more years humanity will finally be free of Zuckerberg

I’m willing to bet GTA VI’s single player, offline campaign will be groundbreaking.

$33 an hour is a lot? I’m not up on the dick sucking market, but that seems like a good deal.

While admittedly it did make sense to me although I’m not the target audience, Get Out comes to mind.

No one is in customer service due to excellence…

God would never allow a pedo to become president!

You normally cook salami?

The vast majority of people forced into rehab may view it as a joke and a punishment, but it still gets them sobered up.

Ask me how I know.

Full version of FL Studio.

I already have a DAW and didn’t need it whatsoever, but considered it’s a lifetime license (and can be used within other programs) I’m 100% sure I’ll get my money’s worth eventually.

That’s an interesting kid’s handprint shirt

Unfortunately they will raise the price by then

Isn’t that just a video editing program?