Shut up, piggy.

This is is Voyager? I don’t see it

That’s not what he is saying. This Gizmodo article is trash but at least it gives you the actual quote so you can find out what he really said.

I fucking love Spinal Tap!

Chuck Berry

I had some marvelous time share options to offer but after 4 hours the rubes said they’d stick to the manger. Don’t they know time shares practically pay for themselves? Smh