What, no avocado toast?
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
What, no avocado toast?
So… it’s an order, then?


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Bill Nyehilism is for me.


Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.


Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.


You have died from dysentery.


Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.
I’m painting a cave wall right now.


It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.
A reflection in the glass of the window.
Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.


I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.


“Make out” makes out so many things.


You fart continuously while using it.


But Great Barrington Police Chief Paul Storti said in a statement, “Because this complaint was made directly to the police department, we are obligated and have a duty to examine the complaint further."
I call bullshit, and would like to see the law and/or court rulings that support this assertion.
Because if cops have no duty to protect the public, then in what sense do they have a duty to take this complaint seriously?
It may be possible…
It may not be necessary…