Bert: I want a divorce

We got tired of hiding our powerful haunches

Weird, I didn’t know people pronounced it dye-cals /s

America has been strategically sitting on a couch eating strategic cheeseburgers for the past 50 years

Talk about a cold case, eh?

We talked about woodworking in our one on one meetings instead of my “career goals”

Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management

Not thin enough. He should be quartered too.

Crows can use tools and won’t need vehicles to travel. Dolphins don’t stand a chance.

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind