Since it’s processed on device they don’t (necessarily) need to transmit and store your conversations in some central location. I guess theoretically this could be done in a secure way.

Yes. It’s clickbait because it doesn’t tell you the name of the game.

Tape

*digital license agreements

I think you need a forest, a pulp mill, and a paper mill. The forest might be the hardest part in a lot of places…

No Candy Crush? Non-starter.