Actually, technically she’s having the girl. You get to be the pet dad. At least that’s how it works with mine.

I got many tikits today from her. I got a sitting down tikit, a standing up tikit, a moving tikit, a tikit just for being daddy. Once I corrected her spelling I started getting tickets for other imaginary violations. And then she was done.

When the time is right, you squirt some acid on the blade. Any acid… Citric and acetic are pretty easy and they hurt like a beach on a small cut.

LOL that fuck has like 10 years to live at most.

From humans. They could have used rats or fish. But nah, make it weird.

Blessed are those who can lift their fists higher than their hair is tall without having bleed from the ear, for they are “some kind of special”. Something or another, whatever the brother, A-man man! And may the Swartz not kick her butt too much on the way out.

They could just say “brains” and leave out where they came from. But nah! Gotta make it creepy.

Kombucha of Jamaica/hibiscus. Its excellent.

This just in! The transportation department is finally addressing the penis problem.

How do you hold a penis during a 50G crash. It could be in the order of a 200lb penis. Engineers have designed a new pelmet. Like a helmet for the head, a pelmet holds the penis safely until all car parts have come to a stop.

The titmet is in the works, it is expected to save countless tits. It will be housed in the boobmet so that together many fully functional breasts can be saved for transplant.

Accordingly thr pelmet has already saved 3 penises which have all been transplanted on to wealthy people who had penile failure. The healthcare industry has welcomed the pelmet with open arms. The pelmet will even predict an accident and alert a nearby hospital if the requested color, length, girth and ball diameter are a full match to the customer’s requests! The customers can reasonably pay for a nearby donor to have a car cras…accident at a convenient time. This is revolutionizing healthcare!

To safely put it out just pee on it.

I’m in the nsfw instance for the articles.

Ready to pump this beatch?

And the reason why they got bad hombres on boats these days.

I’d like some bit coin to make millions please!

Sure! I can make a bit coin for you! .

Father Linus T has had that name longer.

Oh this is a selling feature! I got loads of cad that could use a backup rev system.

Blue LEDs used to be 450nm with narrow fov. Now we’re getting them in low 200nm in the UVA, UVB and the very dangerous eye sight blinding UVC.

He plays an mp3 that reminds him of the good times.

He plays a YouTube that reminds him of the bad times.

Help!

Help!

I’ve fallen and I…I…

Rebooting…

Help!..

Every day mills…64! 72! 93! 72 again but there was also a cat!

But every now and then… 101!

Dalmatians?

Nah, but it still sounds coo…hmm what’s that behind your back? That’s blood, isn’t it? Is that a dead puppy? You murderer! It was 102!

They didn’t even say if the sandwich had ketchup or mustard in it. The combination can make a big difference in how the crime should be treated. What if it had Mayo! Has anyone stopped to think about that?