What children?

Of course you can just simply build your own house and grow your own food. Easy as what. /s

Tom Hanks was traveling to Suriname?

What about Africa? There’s a lot to gain in Africa. It’s not all war and corruption, there’s plenty of oppertunity to grow business relations. With Europe’s declining worker population and Africa’s growing population, it might be a good idea to look at emigration or outsourcing opportunities there.

Oh no you didn’t!

Maybe 50 years is a bit optimistic. The average meme-fame is closer to 50 hours.

Hope he’s made some forrest critters a happy thanksgiving meal.

Family guy and the Simpsons. It was established canon in my head that the Simpsons were yellow,because that was just the art style. They’re not actually yellow. Than the crossover happened and now I’m confused.

I’m 35 snd I still get presents from my parents at “sinterklaas”. It s the traditional choclate letter and advent calender, usually. Tough admittedly, the bulk of the gifts go to their grandchildren (my kids) these days.

How do you know? Have you listened to a specific Sabrina Carpenter album backwards?

The “Agency of the French Press” totally doesn’t sound made up.

I am convinced, consider me converted. As of today I’m a hydro homie

I don’t know, but it’s been dead since 2023

That’s the purpose of a species, not of an individual. I’m not sure they actually have i dividual purpose. Sure they want to survive, bit that’s more of a goal than a purpose.

Kiwi pizza

Don’t tell Phineas and Ferb

They don’t have any choice. Theyare incapable of making any half decent electric engines and they are incapable of learning.

My son is getting older every day. Soon I won’t have to read him bedtime stories any more and he won’t want to cuddle all the time.

I’m willing to sacrifice the value of your meme collection in order to save the planet