……and each one of the charged is a minimum 300lbs

I think what the headline means to say is “In exchange for nothing, Democrats sell out their constituents”

First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation.  It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it.  Everyone loves my premature ejaculation and micro dick.  They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.

How dare you!?  Think of the Investor’s Money!  Mega yachts don’t buy themselves!

It’s what the Post is known for!

Republicans want a hopeless electorate as someone who is facing desperation more likely to compromise against their own best interests to meet short term needs

Yes, yes.  Let’s do this every f*cking year.

Did your supplier ever take your pennies?

Well indoctrinated to enshitification.

Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

Fancy Mac and cheese

This visual aid needs to be updated with the 2010s and 2020s. I’ll wait.

I’ll take eight!!

If you can’t enslave them, you might as well sue them.

This will eventually likely be for all of us but immigrant children are pretty “disappearable”.

According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

Fire post!

Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

There’s more profit in causing and treating cancer than curing it. Can’t weaken those revenue streams just so some poor people can go on living. If they were worth saving then they wouldn’t have been born better.

There are preventative measures but they’re all based on the rich not poisoning everyone for profit.