BEARS!!!

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

Arm yourselves.

The Nazis are already armed.

Hoplite is good! I’m sorry I downbooped you

Also this image is bullshit

Tray tables are about half that size now.

I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.

And diet sugar

There’s more!

Cut the shit: knock it off.
Are you shitting me: are you serious.
This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
That’s my shit: I really like that.
Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn’t mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.

And Taco Bell already exists so there’s that

We can kinda do that. There are therapies that target trauma and recontextualize them. Look up EMDR, it’s really cool stuff.