Unbelievable… I’d much rather play a game where I try to earn merit badges for mimicking the terrain in war-torn countries.

Oh, really? Can you tell me more about that?

I have no words how jealous I am. My shower head looks nothing like that after the first day. I almost have to do a deep clean the entire shower cabin to keep the limescale off.

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I hear native water cooling.

Yea, I come from Plex. Why do you ask?

Have you checked out the Finamp app? It’s to Jellyfin what Plexamp is to Plex. It’s much better for music that Jellyfin proper.

This is apparently my superpower and side effect combo.

Great idea, but who’s then monitoring the uptime of the Kuma instance?

UptimeRobot is down too. We need an uptime monitoring tool to monitor the uptime of uptime monitoring tools.

The author is James (theodd1sout.com). It’s a bit disingenuous to censor artist credits like that.

Nowadays? That movie is more than 20 years old.

The cheese wheels are getting progressively smaller

Different cheeses are different sizes. I’m no cheese master but I think it’s a comté, a brie, and a Camembert in order of size.

2 cups of wine

Two glasses for two people? You share a cheese plate. We aren’t selfish fat idiots in Europe.

The sauce bowl is barely bigger than a grape

What do you mean, its almost the size of all the grapes together? We don’t drown all our food in gallons of sauce like mad men. The food itself actually has taste opposed to whatever McD serves for breakfast.

That purple sausage

Look up a Saucisse Sèche d’Auvergne. They do look like that.

The pickles in the edge are even smaller than the grapes.

It’s cornichons. They are that small.

Sausage baked into pound cake for breakfast seems odd

It’s bread. Not cake. Bread and sausage is extremely common together. I’m not French and haven’t seen this variation but in and of itself this would be a stupid indicator of AI.

Straight from the department of redundancy department.

oof

Probably quite long given that it’s AI generated.

You could also say they paid the settlement to avoid any risk of creating a precedence that can be used in future court cases.

Lord of the Dick

Mine is so “smart” that it doesn’t properly detect that it’s open with a cm or so gap. At least it beeped furiously when it detected that the freezer section had a dangerously high temperature half a day later.

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