Expediamus!

Regal af

I’m confused. What are they gonna do, securing search warrants for Larry the Labradoodle and no-knock the front door off the hinges and buccal swab the cocksucker there and then?

Otherwise, the only way this makes sense if every dog is registered and must provide a sample preemptively. Maybe I’m missing something.

Hours of fun.

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Why bowl empty?