Carmaggedon(1997), via a reverse engineered dethrace

Nope it creates a little database, which you could manualy edit I suppose.

Is it really not written? I saw apt upgrade --update and knew the standard shortcut would be -u, but that didn’t work so I tried -U, bingo bongo off I went.

Yup

‘apt upgrade -U’

Heard of tuptime? I’ve been using it for a while now, I think I like it.

System startups: 151 since 18:00:05 10/11/15 System shutdowns: 137 ok + 13 bad System life: 9yr 223d 1h 27m 47s

Longest uptime: 106d 5h 34m 28s from 14:17:10 26/03/22 Average uptime: 23d 4h 32m 0s System uptime: 99.81% = 9yr 216d 12h 31m 51s

Longest downtime: 4d 23h 30m 48s from 10:36:53 14/09/23 Average downtime: 1h 2m 46s System downtime: 0.19% = 6d 12h 55m 56s

Current uptime: 25d 0h 34m 25s since 20:25:37 15/11/25

While Weird Al’s “Party in the CIA” tells you how it is.

Serious genuine trouble, the dopamine I get from new music keeps everyone around me alive.

The sensible choice.

Kills a dude in the opening coupla minutes with a carrot, Peak.

…and it’s disgusting!

Then that person needs help with the trauma, getting upset over a statement tee-shirt is a sign they didn’t deal with the loss.

I’m quite chill, not american, have lost a close person to suicide, hate the whole black and white sportsteam US nonsense life, but this tee-shirt does not depict suicide, hence your downvotes.

Lynching is suicide now?

I just changed banks, fuck those apps

I don’t hate systemd, but I’ll all for having alternatives.