That cat looks like she’s going out of her way to never blink again just to spite you

I had that exact same conversation with my mom but it went like this:

“Ok mom, picture a cow in your head”

“Oookayyy”

“Now you can see a cow right?”

“What do you mean”

“Like… You can see a picture of the cow, right?”

“Nooo”

My dad chimes in “yes, obviously”

“…crap. Mom, I have some news for you”

Both of us grew up thinking we had no imagination or were dumb. I remember being incredibly frustrated when a teacher taught us the concept of the Memory Palace where you picture things in rooms of a house. Like if you had to remember five playing cards you’d picture a room with 7 red clowns, with hearts on their cheeks. Then in the next room you’d picture a king, holding up a spade, etc. That just made it harder for me to remember and the teacher kept telling me I wasn’t listening or trying.

I feel that explanation about being useless to a sketch artist on a spiritual level, that blew my mind as a kid. To this day I can’t really describe what my parents or wife looks like, I can just list characteristics. I feel my brain trying to visualize but then it comes up empty

Look at you, already deducting the taxes 🚣‍♂️💸

That’s the entire point of voting in a two party system

Unlimited toilet paper should be a basic right, what the fuck

Don’t worry, we’re the greatest country on earth, complete with a robust healthcare system where it’s super easy to find a doctor and get cheap and effective prescription drugs 🫠

Yeah way to bury the lede. Did they change the title or did OP quote the wrong part? The title from the article is

FBI Informant Who Lied About the Bidens Covertly Released From Jail

We banned lawn darts because the US didn’t want anyone to steal their idea for the next plane. All jokes aside this thing looks really cool!

And those 🐜 That was the only movie I’ve watched in a movie theater that was so bad that I fell asleep

I had no idea until I read Katy’s comment, it’s a game changer

Holy crap that’s exactly what I was looking for, thank you!!

I did this as well but the other accounts get ads because the premium only applies to my first account. Terrible user experience and Google go hand in hand

It really is wild how a company can be so massive yet unable to do basic UI. I got a notification that someone replied to a YouTube comment I made so I clicked the notification and it opened up YouTube’s landing page. I tried to find notifications and couldn’t so instead I tried to find a page that has my comment history.

I had to look it up and apparently you can’t even find it on YouTube, you have to go to a separate website, my activity.google.com.

I wish there was a feature like this on YouTube. I’d love a profile for watching educational videos, a profile for feeding me cool videos when I’m high, and a profile for when my kids want to watch stuff. I’m tired of vibing and listening to music videos only to get hit with a language learning podcast or Disney songs.

It’s insane that they have an incognito mode that still serves up ads even though I have premium.

Can’t wait for Dave to taste test

Same, it’s pretty maddening. I want to stop hearing about stuff that’s going to deteriorate my general health but at the same time I don’t want to be blindsided by all the stuff that will have a legitimate impact on my life.

It’s all so insanely stupid and I’m so tired of him getting away with all the bullshit without even trying. Feels like the whole government is just his condom puppets that say yes to his every whim and just allow him to fuck over the country

That sounds like complete damage control lies. Why would the AI think the chef had finished prepping the sauce just because there was heavy usage??