You’re not doing a very good job of selling it, but the concept has merit.

At this moment the scene that comes to mind is Data asking Worf to take care of Spot.

Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast was peak Sonic. Those things in the controller had a minigame within a minigame for extra costumes and food for the chao.

Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.