“And my farts smell delicious!”

You’re not wrong, but an arbitrary maximum video length is the least of my problems with a Dorsey product

That would be based on the server’s policies, same as Lemmy or Mastodon.

I’d trust a federated environment a billion times more than anything Jack Dorsey is doing

Vine, but federated!

https://joinloops.org/

Loops ftw

“Surely the leopards won’t eat MY face.”

“The calls are coming from inside the house!”

Expiration dates on food in the U.S. mean nothing once the food product has been opened. Once opened, most perishable products will last for only a very short time… and this is what you should want.

Decentralization’s a good start.

Why leave Lemmy for Lemmy-Junior?

There were multiple TVs throughout the store hanging from the ceiling.

In the 1900s I worked at a physical media store. Someone complained about the Titanic playing overhead having boobies visible in it, and I was tasked with using a VHS splicer to remove the boobies.