My mom’s laptop just physically broke and is unrepairable, so I don’t have to do the whole thing you did for yours.

I’m a little bit relieved, because I’m not sure I love my mom as much as you do…

I’m available for tech support whenever she needs

If cats don’t normally sit on your lap and you are okay with cheating, buy a heated blanket

Every damn morning

Is no one gonna mention that this guys Christmas tree is already up and it’s not even Halloween yet?

The bubble bursts when one of them can’t make their monthly payment.

It’s the dot com bubble all over again

Makes me think I should sell all my retirement stocks and stick it in bonds until the bottom falls out from under Nvidia

Starlings are invasive.

They displace native birds by attacking their nests and killing their young in order to take over the nest for themselves. They also breed in huge numbers and decimate food and resources that native populations rely on.

There’s a very good reason they have no federal level protections against trapping or hunting

Do you promise? All i want for Christmas is for starlings to fuck right off

Nationalizing any big company is kinda funny from the administration pushing to privatize everything else for their rich buddies to run

The reason being that dumping the brine back into the ocean creates a dead zone wherever that dump point is, since the relative concentration of salts is higher compared to regular seawater.

They’re almost certainly recreating seawater just to help alleviate the dead zone effect and figured out how to get some free electricity out of it too

My favorite type of cat. Love it!

Misleading title. Guy never had bedbugs, just saw them

That is just…lol. this is what happens when tech illiterate old people dictate law on tech.