When you lie under oath as a defense attorney, witness, or defendant versus the state, it is called “perjury.”

When you lie under oath as a prosecutor, solicitor, district attorney, or cop, it’s called “Tuesday.”

God, it upsets me so much when other people talk about things I already know. UGH. I should make a post about this. My feelings are more relevant than world news.

Then how will you listen for the testicular gallop