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  • RangerJosey@lemmy.mltoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worlddoctors
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    8 days ago

    Me: “I’ve tried everything I am physically capable of trying short of anorexia. Ive tried to walk. Ive tried lifting weights. I’ve even starved myself. 200 calories every other day for 3 months. Nothing works. I think I may have a legitimate medical issue”

    Doctor: “Drink water and walk. Thatll be $250.”

    Me:



  • Legalize it. There are no cons.

    Well there is technically one. And it’s the only reason it’s illegal anywhere. And that is that Big Pharma can’t monopolize it for profit.

    Edit - keep downvoting. You know I’m right. Pharma lobbyists bribing corrupt politicians. It’s the exact same reason the IRS can’t just tell us how much we owe or are owed. Base, rank corruption.