They did NOT take the Wock to Poland

Okay. Shit beyond my control has nothing to do with me not using Google products or services.

I haven’t used Google products or services in a decade!

…but I know everyone I know has…

Nahhh it was sex-project.forum!

Edit: RIP

Me with zero knowledge of anything sexual down to even how to do sexual intercourse or the existence of oral sex, knowing what consent is, anything. No idea.

I was almost a teen and stumbled on an obscure sex forum. It wasn’t pornography, it was all informational. I started reading about stuff, it astounded me, it sounded like fiction. I learned how to masturbate correctly, I learned how to do sexual things, and I learned about consent. As a result, I waited until I was comfy with another person doing that stuff to me. I have never had a bad sexual experience, and I have had every partner tell me about how much they enjoy experiences with me.

I thank that forum for that. I’m very lucky I was taught by the best source I could imagine… and that I was curious enough to read and learn for a long while before actually doing stuff.

NO, HE’S OUR EMERGENCY FOOD SUPPLY!

The latest Black Mirror is excellent!

I dunno. I like tattoos a lot and think they can look great on people but these are hella questionable.

Thank you :3

I gotta quit drinking. I’m certain that’s fully the problem.

I hope you fall into some awesome dose soon.

Wish I could share with you. Got a vial and a bunch of gel tabs and some blotter and then my anxiety skyrocketed. So now it’s just living in a cool dark place. I’ll get better one day.

Ugh I have an infinite supply and too much anxiety to trip anymore.

MOTHAFUCKIN QUAALUDES, BABY!

TrueAnon

Brutalmoose

YMS

Jim can’t Swim

Casefile

Tech N9ne meets Opeth

The “José” episode of More Kitboga where he, as FTC Frank, pretends to be Jennifer Lopez. He wasn’t even on the line with José, but his impression of FTC Frank doing a Jennifer Lopez voice legitimately brought me to tears.

yeaaaassss

I haven’t thought of that quite since the late ‘00s. Thank you.

I like “piss” and my char just stops moving

Brutalmoose (moose2 on YouTube) is the comfiest channel I’ve ever watched and the community he’s cultivated is excellent and full of nice people. He plays a lot of retro and fairly unknown games. He set up a bingo system where he draws a number, plays a game (starting with Windows 98) for 15 minutes, then everyone watching decides whether to play another 15 minutes or pass and draw another number+game. “Bingo98” was the first. It’s excellent and very funny.

Some of the photos I saw exploring Tor were mortifying. Mid-2000s /b/ would also sometimes have horrible images before a mod found and deleted them (bring back Snacks!)