I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke

This is an incredibly myopic view of what’s considered “culture.” If you’re only looking for culture on TV and mass media, then you’re going to find products, because that’s exactly what those things were designed and optimized to sell. But culture definitely still exists, and it’s exactly where we left it: In the genuine interactions between the people around you.

It’s the avocado toast

I worked as a pizza delivery man at the same restaurant for 6 years. My severance was my old car topper.

Haven’t had to pay for parking since. Thing is worth its weight in gold.