I worked in support for a company that had 20.000 employees back in 2013. We were 150 people handling calls and tickets, and there was an average of 30-40k calls/tickets a month.

10% was resolved by restarting. How many man hours is not wasted because they haven’t restarted? It baffled me when I saw the actual numbers.

I got ads on my non-ad subscription. Cancelled and now sail the seven seas whenever i want to watch something created by HBO/Max/whatever the fuck they’re called.

That content made me laugh so hard back in 2013. Maybe because I was an adult hipster in tweed and square glasses. Got round glasses now, so some things change 🤓

It’s not as funny today, though.

I just don’t understand how they’re not like “ok, I’ve got the money I need now, I’ll just disappear into obscurity and do whatever I want”-mentality, like Tom, who many of us remember as our first friend.

Money hoarding in this way is a sickness, and they need to be cured. I don’t know what the cure could be, but somehow, Mario’s brother comes to mind.

Dude, you really think turnip won’t have a massive win, and things will get cheaper? He’s making America great again! /s

BREAKING!!!

WATER IS WET!

I’d say it’s more of a kakistocracy right now.

My Huawei P10 Pro that i got in 2017 had a desktop mode. That was 8 years ago!

Mami Vs Papi - the new Mexican porn, since the repulicans wants to make porn illegal.

Which is why we’ll have to pay you less. -Management

I have a mustache tattooed above my dick. It was for Movember, so why not there. I don’t take photos in the nude, and I’m happily married to my wife, who finds it funny.

I’m am considering getting a tramp stamp, only as a mustache. My wife does not like it, but gets why I want it, as a joke. We’re also the age when tramp stamps got popular with our friends, so my wife gets the joke.

Just give him 24 hours in there. He’d flip or go insane.

https://www.tek.no/samletest/i/Gy6yy6/beste-dehydrator#produkt-29710 test about dehydrators in Norwegian.

It’ll be the only GTA we have till about 2036 or longer.

2042. Then 2077.

Up next: all dark skinned people needs to have an owner, lest they be sent to concentration camps.

It would not surprise me if slavery became mandatory now. Holy fuck.

bUt ThE wEsT iS 'mUrIcA!

I have them on my property, and my long haired cat gets so many of these… There’s a reason we shave him in the summer lol

Pink.

I got a puppy. I’ve spent about 30 minutes on my computer since December. But I did also get a Steam Deck.