That’s the point. Grab headlines that make the public think he’s some benevolent leader, while in reality, this is a big nothingburger

Midterms aren’t until 2026

It’s a Kawasaki. So yes, yes it will

The business owner has to sign up, and pay, to be included. That gym owner either doesn’t know about it, or is too cheap to sign up

I vote for the Gaddafi treatment

Defense Secretary Ritchie. As in SecDef Kid Rock

Not just far right media, also over 100 appearances on Russia state media. Another Putin mouthpiece

The only reason Shitler wanted this deal to work was for a Nobel prize. I guess the juice isn’t worth the squeeze. Still, it’s small comfort knowing Obama having one while he doesn’t eats him up inside

No shit, Sherlock

It’s called a goose-step and I can’t imagine it’s not too long until he orders the military to do it in his honor

No, emergency braking with radar is mature and cheap. Lidar is very expensive and relatively nascent

He may not be an engineer, but he’s the one who made the decision to use strictly cameras rather than lidar, so yes, he’s responsible for these fatalities that other companies don’t have. You may not be a fan of Musk, but it sounds like you’re a fan of Tesla

But not the ones regarding morality. Just the ones that prevent corporations from fucking over consumers

You and a gazillion other applicants

I’ve been pronouncing it “doogie” because it makes it seem as silly as it is

Enjoy your pink eye

Man tells the truth and is summarily punished for it. Also:

Musk announced the restoration of some funding.

This is bullshit, just like when he said he restored the Ebola prevention team

IANAL but I think they put them in juvenile detention until they turn 18, then move them to prison