I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

No he’s over at Wendy’s

Nether means low in English and Nederlands is mostly below sea level, but I wonder why it’s plural?

Deep, as if landing on forepaws from a leap down off a cabinet, and yet there’s no indication of the hind feet replacing them as it sprang away. Mysterious!

Meooooo

A cat’s mental state leans towards indifference naturally, it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a bad owner. If it doesn’t mind being around you, and it can be relaxed in the same room, that’s a good sign it considers you a friend. Although if you can sometimes muster up a few minutes of play, that might be good for both of you.

This year I got all my niblings samba whistles to drive my siblings nuts. I included a note about blowing 3 quick blasts repeatedly for ICE or an emergency. Any whistle is good of course but I liked the idea of 3 different notes when just playing around.

For less noise and more challenge, a shepherd’s whistle.

To his lair

Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!

And that there’s a real nice cat, too!

Yeah the black one

The Amex Black Card is the one I was starting to refer to, I got interrupted and decided to hit the button rather than elucidate further. Sorry. You can look up the requirements and benefits, it wouldn’t be good for me but for someone who travels a lot and throws big expensive parties it might. Or if they’re basically a corporation

The small retailer I worked for didn’t take Discover. We took Amex though, because it was high-end and wealthy people love their Amex.

Editing to clarify, had to dash off before: wealthy people love their extra-thick Amex Black Card made of titanium or whatever, that we used to have to type in by hand because it would damage the old slide readers. So as long as we were taking those we took regular Amex cards too.

The failure option is better because it takes money from their budget and sends it to Canada, even if it’s to a soulless corporation.

Any Brampton lemmings here? Anyone working at Roshel? Got a monkey wrench or a sabot handy?

Do US a solid, wouldja, and make sure those motherfuckers are stranded in the angry crowd, with freon streaming into the cab from the AC and oil and power steering fluid making a trail behind them.

Well sure, when your feet are cold…

While it would be better if his map had resulted in even stronger Black representation, he appears to have been the only one who followed the assignment, which was to remedy the original racism with the fewest changes to the districts. And he paid attention to proportions so that a voter in any district has an equal fraction of representation.

Well yes you are 💯 correct.

Tbh, I was attempting low humor bc he’s being compared to the top which is more cockeyed but not as twisted as him. And then with the “Bubba” email, he’s not just on the bottom he is a bottom.

Whistles make good stocking stuffers.

Three short blasts, (the S of SOS) repeatedly, is both the signal that you’ve spotted ICE and also what you’re supposed to blow if you’re lost in the woods or fallen down the well or whatever. The idea being, “Come quickly! Or run away and hide if you’re in danger of deportation!” So the goons will find themselves surrounded by a crowd of angry citizens. Three long blasts (the O of SOS) indicates they’re actually grabbing someone but I’m not sure how that plays out in practice.

So you can teach that to your niblings, while annoying your siblings, heh heh.