It’s still a rip-off

People DM each other on Lemmy?

Who knows. We need a movie set in between the time frames we see to tell us.

We’re only 20 years after Joe got frozen and he hasn’t been thawed yet. We still have 480 years before things get that bad.

Whoever told you B was an actual opinion of anyone lied to you. You should take everything else they say with a huge grain of salt.

That was fast

Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.

Except that it gives predators an easy way to be alone with drunk women. I wouldn’t trust Uber’s security checks.

gestures broadly at the internet

If you can’t find something to get off to for free you’re either incompetent or a degenerate

Cerebral Policy? We could use some of that

It’s a safety-training thing.

Basically, when climbing a ladder make sure to always have three limbs on the ladder at all times.

Yeah, it needs a guard rail.

Does the cat know about 3-point contact?

I’m not entirely sure tbh

Truth Social and Threads are just Mastodon instances, aren’t they?

Ohhhhh, I see it now.

Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.

Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

Right, but I can’t say bong in an airport.

Does it have to be though?

Another phrase like this one:

It is what it is.

No no. It is what it is because people made it what is. People can change what it is.

She never denied it. She said she was looking for Magpie Inkcaps, a type of mushroom.

The cops messed up by getting her husband to sign an agreement meant for that said there would be no charges as long she didn’t do it again and learned what and SSSI is.

Then the cops realized they messed up and said “don’t sweat it”