Obviously you’re not a golfer.

I’m just quoting the big Lebowski because your comment reminded me of it, no deeper meaning ✌️

Well, I dig your style, too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing going.

Yet no one is called Baldwin.

Myths are amazing

I’d wager it’s a Seinfeld reference

But how? And why? Where’s the profit in that?

You’re wishing for more idiots in this day and age?

Elongated Muskrat is a name that’s been circulating for a while. Nothing to do with Millenial brain.

I can get you a toe, believe me.

But doesn’t that mean you’ve failed the challenge and have to start over?

The capitalisation and autocorrect mistakes make me think this was written on an iPhone