Metostopholes

Arby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.

I’ll discuss whatever I want!

But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.

Anhedonia Sesame Balls

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F O R B I D D E N

K N O W L E D G E

Especially when it’s playing Flight of the Valkyries.

Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.

Pumpussy?

So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?

They could even extend their reach to the stars above.

FIRST!

Also this quote offends me

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Damn, it would be cool to have been born at 0 Unix Time.

CAPTCHA stands for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”, so yeah.

Apr 19, 2006 for me.

I miss when the most watched video was Evolution of Dance.

Is this the setup to a Mitch Hedberg joke?

“They never did, but they still don’t.”

This product is not real.

Nothing is real.

Too appropriate to not post.

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/treatment/

https://thehardtimes.net/music/guy-at-black-metal-show-does-quick-google-search-to-make-sure-band-arent-nazis-before-heading-to-merch-table/

“Michigan, are you okay?”

“Hgn!”