Still, too soon…

Counterfeit consciousness

I like that

The good old ways. I miss them.

Nowadays, it’s more “User Manual? You mean the Manufacturer’s Opinion?”

What happened to RTFM?!?

This is one service where the free version really isn’t worth it.

It’s the dude. He fucking built the system.

I find his campaign to be outlandishly woke; he should start by ending it

Go Slackware!

I remember when loading a GUI in *NIX systems was frown upon and would get you judged by your peers…

Not when done by competent people.

Immediately thought of that. Drop off bribe.

Back in the day if I wanted to quit Windows the fastest way, I’d rename the c:/windows folder…

Back to the DOS prompt faster than you could blink

“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream”

You guys only got alcoholism??!?

Early bird pricing starts at $1,499 for printer and starter ink bundle.

Second paragraph.

I don’t want my iPhone to get the build quality of a motorized dumpster

Stop hiding your pain, Harold…

See, this is why you Linux users have a bad rep.

/s

MAGA Red ™

A deeply traumatized sociopath trust fund billionaire that keeps bullying the scientists who only want to save the planet.

Yup, that tracks.

Wait…