Hey I already jacked of to the best buy commercial, I’ve done my duty. Now it’s your turn.

Look im glad she’s getting a paycheck but why do people give these 2 soulless companies free marketing by falling for this fabricated rivalry.

To be fair. Linux starts of super light, but if used as a general OS it becomes the epitome of bloat.

Linux is like buying a car and just getting only the parking space.
If you want to use your car, first you have to install the door and interior package. Then you get inside and have to install the seat package. But the seat has adjustment levers and uses the gear shifter library because it has levers already defined.
Great now you also have a gear shifter too. But it turns out your transmission doesn’t work on the new version of the library so you have to also install an older package in parallel, so now you have 2 gear shifters, no biggie.
Next up is the steering wheel, it uses the wheels package as a dependency (because both are round and can turn) so now you also have all the wheels. But those are summer tires, you need winter tires. You get the winter tire package but it needs an older version of the rim package. Unlucky for you, the download for the older rim package is unavailable, but you’re in luck. Some guy included that version of rims in his completed but unrelated car project. So you clone his car and rebuild the rim package yourself. You now have a whole extra car, but it’s not yours.

By the time you got your one car ready to go, you have installed the parts for 7427 different cars, 27 complete vehicles and read 593 pages of documentation.

That needs way more context.

• Taking the trash out the night before it’s going to get picked up, is what’s right.
• Not wanting to do it at all, is how I feel.

When you order your SCP girlfriend from Temu.

“Sir, this is a sperm bank”

China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)

• Prolonged close-ups and shitty camera angels in general. Do I really need to see 47 seconds of a dick sliding in and out of a pussy in 1080p?
• Seeing how badly porn actresses have aged, it seems you either quit while you’re ahead, or move to Vegas get bolt on tits and lipfillers and gain 20 pounds, there seems to be no in between.
• Blood, I see even the tiniest speck of crimson red on the screen and I’m out.

I’d say everything else is just specific to taste. Something not being my kink doesn’t ruin a video for me, it just doesn’t interest me in the first place.

Man, you would love Dexter. Each sex scene is borderline hardcore porn, and there are a lot of sex scenes.

Early 30s. I used to heal insanely fast, as in deep cuts or heavy bruises only lasting a week, 2 tops. Now I’d say it’s only 70% as fast but i get way more scaring. I used to cut or burn my hands on almost daily basis (I’m just dumb, no self-harm) and never had any scars from that. But now even tiny cuts leave permanent rough patches on the skin. They’re not really visible but you can feel them.

The full set of this image of Kate Beckinsale photographed by Firooz Zahedi on June 15th 2000.

I know I had the full set saved once in high resolution, but now it vanished from the face of the web. Even on the photographers Website there’s only this one low res image. Reverse image search shows variations of the image, so there has to be a set of pictures, not only one.

What they heard was:

“I’m not considering giving any money to your competitors.”

So they were probably happy.

The only thing that trickles down are costs.

I don’t think kids can even procounce or comprehend the words ‘artificial insemination’.

Books. I’m dyslexic as fuck but heavy readers are mostly chill people.

$600 <-> prolly three fiddy

Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.