The Real King Gordon

We are truly the cringiest.

Imagine how easy it would be to be if elongated muskrat kept his mouth shut.

Give him the coffee.

Great song to sing in the shower.

Trump loves stupid voters. NPR and PBS are the last holdouts from the corporate takeover of news.

Also i think cutting public services will hit minorities and immigrants more so he thinks its a double win.

Yes. Love me some npr but they sane-washed trump for the last 4 years. Especially during the campaign. It had me shouting at my speaker.

This is because the company doesnt make anything anymore. They buy the machines whole from china. No parts are available unless you are a factory worker in china and have sticky fingers.

I hate it but thats why.

Is anybody else surprised at how evil little marco is turning out to be?

My buddy Tommy Jeffy says:

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

Same. Wouldnt take one if they paid me.

Clutch my pearls, lawyers acting sleazy? Say it aint so!

Right? They cant have it both ways. Dine with a nazi and you’re a nazi. Simple as that.

Good point, SatansMaggotyCumFart!

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it. <- he is here And if I did, you deserved it.

Its liberation day!

I think a great majority of learning in college comes from living someplace other than home. Meeting different kinds of people from different places and spending time with them. Classes are very important but so much learning happens outside of classrooms.

So. Fucking. Dumb.

Fucking dipshits.

Jesus-y? Or Jesussy? Those seem different.

What does it spell? “STOP DRIVING! You can’t see for shit!”