JonEFive

This could be in NotTheOnion. I had to check to make sure it wasn’t satire.

And women

Rule number 1: Don’t mess with rich people’s money. That’ll get you in trouble no matter where you fall on the hierarchy.

And then he “died”.

Either he’s actually dead, in which case he wasn’t punished for what he did, but for threatening to expose other powerful people, or he’s alive and living in exile.

Probably the former, but when it comes to the wealthy and powerful, I won’t rule anything out.

You’re right linguistically. And apparently I just repeated something I had read before without checking for accuracy. I found a few articles where people make the stain-less comment but it doesn’t seem to be official, it’s just how some people describe it to indicate that it isn’t 100% impervious to stains.

I disagree. Existing laws don’t contemplate cars that are not under direct control of a human. Who gets a ticket for a driverless car running a stop sign? How do you enforce that law?

I actually feel bad for the one who apologized. She deserves to be reprimanded and taught why her actions were unacceptable, not national outrage.

18 year olds do stupid things. University is the first time a lot of 18 year olds leave their comfort zone and interact with people from other cultures. People that young don’t always realize the prejudices they hold until they’re forced to confront them.

Some things were better before everything was recorded and posted on the internet. A ten second clip of drunk girls doing something dumb and insensitive and now the whole country is coming down on them. Absolutely insane.

Can you imagine if a ten second clip of something stupid you did when you were 18 on your way to a house party went viral like this?

A bidet in general. Everyone should have one in their home. Even a cheap one.

When I first installed mine, I didn’t get what all the fuss was about. Then I went on vacation. Imagine my horror when I realized that hotel bathrooms don’t have bidets. I bought myself a portable bidet bottle after that. It’s not the same but it’s still better than smearing poop off with dry paper.

Fun fact - stainless doesn’t mean stain proof, it literally means stain less.

And Comet works just as well for me

I second this. Don’t know what kind of unicorn magic those things have inside, but they trap smells better than any paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets.

I want my whores nice and clean too, I get it man

A ham sharing mission of goodwill

Only if you presume Panera is an English word. Otherwise, it’s pretty close to “bread store”.

Why are still so few laws that would penalize the company for misbehaving self driving cars? It’s no longer a new problem.

So Apple isn’t contributing to this problem? Because it sounds like an Apple problem to me. Just because other companies are doing it, that doesn’t absolve Apple from their bad behavior.

And if they didn’t want to accept calls at 8:55 pm, they’d have the cutoff be 8:30. As someone who has worked in support quite a lot, sometimes you get a call right before the end of your shift. It sucks, but it’s part of the job.

Sadly, that trick doesn’t work as often as it used to.

I’m real curious to know what che deal is with the rear elevator ripping off though. Mechanical failure or failure due to massive forces bing applied.

We really needed statistics to say “Conservatives got pissed when they realized that they’d lost, and watched something else instead”?

It would be crazier if their ratings didn’t drop.

That’s got a be it. Something that shows that they specifically ripped off an idea from ER

Fuck. Well my joke’s not funny now because that sounds rad as hell