I thought you just found a cat with a video card and decided to shoot him and take it. What a relief it is to know you only sold his kidney.

All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.

I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.

later

Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?

I’ve come to the conclusion that Lemmy has the same thoughts in or out of the shower.

Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.

I mean, he probably did at some point.

I’ve spent a lot of time in similar living situations and I agree. What I see most of about this intersection is fear. I had neighbors that didn’t trust Democrats and almost certainly voted for Trump, but they sure as hell didn’t trust him either.

In their case, I believe they were looking for an out. The previous Democratic president didn’t help them at all, in their view. And Trump probably wouldn’t, either. I mean, really. What an absolute doorknob. But from their perspective, maybe getting things off the rails might get them in a better position overall. Low chance of that ever happening, but the only one they had.

Again, this my impression of their perspective from living nextdoor to them for years.

I think it’s bullshit that we don’t elect an entire new Congress when this one can’t govern.

SHIT LIKE A BITCH.

Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

tosses beans a towel

Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

starts doing warmup stretches

“I wish I was big!”

hands over card

“You’re now Anthony Moriano, a 42 year old barber from Passaic. Enjoy!”

This picture just made me say an “aww” with so many 'w’s ❤️

And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.

Manul

I recited a saga an hour ago

Before LLMs it was emails to my professor. I’m actually really grateful to have a chatbot available any time of day for this very purpose. Even if I never hit send, it’s so much easier for me to type it all out when it doesn’t feel like I’m just shouting into the abyss.

They sure do. Just finished a CS degree and it’s still a popular device.

That’s exactly what it’s like, which is why I suspect you’ll all be enjoying a nice big slab of nothing.