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We got this guy, “Not Sure.” He’s gonna fix everything.

I’ll call this uplifting news.

This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.

Goddamn war pigs all clamoring to start shit everywhere. Send those cowards to the front lines first.

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

Well, first they’ll need to dig up and reanimate the corpse of Jobs. It’s amazing to see how they repeat the same failure track when he’s not pushing them to innovate. Even when he was (back) in the top dog seat, they still fell behind the competition and took forever to come up with features that other companies had been doing for years.