This one is from nearly 30 years ago. In my dream I’m approached by 2 policemen who tell me my father has been killed and they need me to come with them for questioning. I’m 100% sure my father is alive and this is all a misunderstanding. I get in the back of their police car laughing that it’s all a waste of time but whatever, no worries. As the car is rolling along I’m looking out the windows as the landscape gradually changes. First it was all tall pine trees then became rocky, then nothing but rocks. While still moving it all fades away and the car disappears and I’m flying. The only other thing I remember is seeing a bird flying with me. It’s a bird I’ve never seen before even though I’m a bit of a backyard birder. There were teardrop shaped things trailing behind it’s wings as if attached by strings. Truly unusual looking. I wake up in the morning and I’m convinced I was tricked into leaving my body by these men claiming to be policemen. Fast forward to just a few weeks ago, someone posts video of a nightjar. A nocturnal bird that looks just like the one in my dream! https://youtu.be/8XqqlC_MoWk

Back in my day, if a lady did this in front of you, you were expected to tuck a dollar in her wasteband.

I’m secretly hoping for another housing crash so I can afford a larger house and have my dad move in with me. Donald Trump seems to be my best chance at that

Apparently you’re the only one. Fox New’s Half Hour News Hour didn’t last long. https://youtu.be/KCl_--E3T2c It was their attempt to copy The Daily Show and even the title was recycled. It didn’t last long

It’s always cringy when “the right” can’t come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on “the left” and swap out words and think it’ll get anywhere

Is it wrong i like being the little spoon?

Other than the occasional ibuprofen or allergy pill I take zero at 58 years

Now we have a president, vice president and secretary of Defense that wear make up and they’re all dudes. I’m all for people being who they want be, gender norms be damned but the hypocrisy is palpable

Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.

In this context, fecal is funnier. Feral doesn’t make much sense

The TV edit of Smokey and the Bandit is notoriously bad. You scum bum! https://youtu.be/ypLsFLB5WhM skip to 7:00 to get to the good stuff

I like to think there was some guy in China working in the Censorship Bureau who was like “damn this is a kick ass movie but I gotta prove to my bosses I’m hard at work” so they chopped out a little inconsequential bit in the beginning and let it ride

Cream corn and ham. Sweet and salty!

Rye Coalition: The Story of the Hard Luck 5

If you like rock docs this is a good one.

Turn of the lamps, light a few candles and whisper sweet nothings in it’s ear

I don’t care about putting shopping carts in the coral, they deserve to be free range

Not an expert at any of this but: I’m betting most regional airports don’t deal with passenger flights from the big airlines. Their runways are too short for large jets. They will be geared towards execs on the company jet or even people who fly as a pastime. You might be able to find someone to fly you from one airport to the other but it’ll cost you.

Hard to argue logic like that

Hey looks like i got one point!

Not with that attitude you ain’t