I’m a Loot Goblin that spacebars through the story too, but Borderlands hasn’t been able to scratch that itch in a long time.

The last one I played was Tina’s Wonderland and everything about it was a slog. I didn’t care about any of the loot or any of the fights and I definitely didn’t care about the story.

Right? I didn’t realize how disinterested I was in Borderlands until I read that.

Idk how you even get a job these days without connections or an online app

Have someone that’s working in the field you’re applying for take a look at your resume and cover letters.

My wife works for the govt so their resumes have a distinctly long look and formatting to them. I’ve bothered my wife plenty of times with a friend’s resume and she has sent people my way.

It’s a terrible system but since it’s a shitty numbers game you might as well stack whatever you can in your favor

I lived in an apartment without an ac and I also wasn’t allowed to install a window ac.

I ended up buying a portable ac which got the job done well enough. They’re not perfect but they’re miles better than open windows with box fans.

Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

MomCorp was taken!

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

Just a heads up that beating your boss will leave a bruise but go ahead and do it anyways

The hell are you doing that shreds your fingers

Didn’t MKBHD launch some wallpaper app for $12 a month? I heard about it and just figured he was another tech YouTuber who lost touch