This is a rather niche meme, what’s severance about?

I fucking hate Kubrick. Every movie feels cold and soulless, and they move slower than a snail on lean.

The song: https://youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI

#3, Last night my cat challenged me a drinking contest by lapping up my shot of whiskey that I had out.

I’m pleased to report I DESTOYED that motherfucker, drinking 11 shots to his 3.

This morning, he’s yakked on the floor and is prancing about while I’m nursing a monster hangover, the smug little asshat

My usernote for you contains the phrase “privacy-illiterate”, but this is a good take, assuming data isnt sent back. You’ve been upgraded, lol

Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

NOT your loved ones.

DO NOT ASCEND!

People tested this out in 2009, turns out it’s Larry David on both counts

DO NOT ASCEND

Skinwalker fingers typed this

DO NOT ASCEND

Whatever will I do without my deshittified emotional support laptop :'(

https://youtu.be/MFDiuBomSuY

Brb let me get my “offended on someone else’s behalf” hat on

I generally show up 10 minutes or so early, but that’s because I take a moseying walk to work that varies in time.

Plus, the office has AC, and my apartment doesn’t.

Wrong.

That’s funny asf, but to what end? What does the commenter get out of engagement? Are they a sock puppet of the creator trying to drive interactions in the comments?

🎶Be gay, do drugs, and hail Satan🎶

“Anyone watching in current year?”