Honey, open that door in my ass

Completely agree and in regards to many now illicit drugs too, I think.

I also think that open relationships should be much more normalized, if not the statistical norm. Just my opinion.

I hope they start with Texas governor Greg Abbott

My father-in-law from rural west Texas refers to things as being ‘slicker than owl shit’ and some people as being ‘richer than ten feet up a bull’s ass.’

I don’t struggle to empathize. I’m downright gleeful these people are getting the instant karma they so rightfully deserve.

I have cut all Trumpers, friends and family, out of my personal life. I have to say, after the initial drama subsided it’s been much more peaceful.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…

Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush

As an American I fully support this. Our government is supposed to work as a bit of a push-n-pull, not a winner rape all, which is how Trump and the RepubliKKKans run things. I am anxious to see them and their policies fail asap, so please do as much damage as possible. I wish that I could renounce my citizenship and become a Canadian. I identify so much more with your country and values. Unfortunately I looked into immigrating about 15 yrs ago and I’m too old, lacking a tech degree, and not rich enough for Canada’s point system of immigration. (You get points based on age, skill sets, and the wealth you bring into the country and have to meet a minimum score.)

This is a good point. I don’t personally know anyone who watched it, as I am solidly in the anti-Trumpism camp. It’s already too stressful without rubbing our noses in his defiant stupidity and flaunting his unwarranted hubris.

Yeah. Everybody knows veterans are the woke enemy. (Leopards meet face)

Marriage

Omg. This is so me, minus the cigarette. (Insert an edible instead.) It’s so painful that I have them delivered now.

In thru the out door

What if I told you that you’re a humorless self-righteous prat?

The humor, it could be argued, is in the idea that a fluffy colorful 80s cartoon for little girls would be teaching foul-mouthed radical feminism. Not everything is meant to be taken literally for fuck’s sake.

If I could flip a switch and cease to exist I would

Have a bachelor’s in Radio/Television/Film. Worked as a Reports Analyst for over a decade writing SQL code to pull data from databases to create reports in spreadsheets. Now for the last sixteen years I’ve been a hairdresser.