May a diseased yak vomit in your slippers.

No chocolate lagoon love? Nobody wants a sample of my pasta?

Want a hand job or something?

The way you put effort in? Nah. You’ll just mash it.

Buddha.

“Why are we so mad today?”

“Because we want our privisay!”

It’s Nico Bellic! In the flesh!

Reading comprehension. Not a day goes by where i don’t see someone respond to a comment that they clearly did not understand completely.

Enjoy your bliss!

This is the single biggest WHOOSH I’ve seen on the Internet since 2000. You are a legend.

No u.

“This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law’s black and wide.”

Blueberry pancakes are delicious.

Just gonna leave this here. Not sure why the urge struck, but ah well! C’est la vie!

Yeah, no confusion here.

So, you missed the link…? Or, just lost your sense of humor in the war?

ETA: when did i say that Tom Cruise was the last samurai…?

“Hollywood is crazy. The Last Samurai, staring Tom Cruise…?!”

In El Salvador

Ask a ninja is back! He’s been uploading at least once a week for a couple weeks now.

sprays loch ness monsta spray

Not today!

Savagery in simplicity. I dig your style.