Yore onto something, it’s a strategy that’s never failed in America

Cheese is better than every vegetable. Especially melted cheese. That’s certainly not an unpopular opinion or a weird take.

Peas + gravy is a weird palate mate, there’s a reason you can only find it in 1 place.

Yeah your grandma is the only important life on earth. Fuck all the Ukrainian grandmothers and their families whose lives don’t matter at all, every tax dollar needs to go to your family first.

See I can “paraphrase” you too. Sorry for your loss.

No one is saying that except you bud.

Is this take supposed to be less pessimistic?