Helpful neighbor: “No, I’m with ICE and I’m arresting you motherfuckers.”

*We all get to pretend to be ICE or whatever the fuck if there’s no requirement to prove who you are

Im trying in my head to make that response of “he had tattoos on his body” less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

Oh no, I didn’t mean for my pickpocketing scams with hostile service and aggressive touts to mean that I didn’t want to be friends 😢. For sure the US though.

One month before midterms?

I don’t know why these are asked in the past tense like I don’t still do these things.

That was my first thought too. No grand conspiracy or personal mission here, just basic corruption by some of the shittiest people.

Will he really need customers much longer? I mean it seems like he can just have any government agency replace their fleet with his trash in the name of “efficiency”.