Me, 45: is somebody whose life has been on a downward slide since 7, I’m with ya buddy.

I resent having no means to have consented to my existence as the next nihilist, but you don’t see me taking it out on everybody else. Just take antidepressants and bitch on the Internet like a civilized misanthrope.

Dude. Sports is literally everywhere. It doesn’t need to reach its greedy tendrils into yet another corner of society.

I had to look it up. Apparently it’s cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you’re supposed to clean it.

Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.

A slip-knot works too, if there’s enough bag length to pull it off. I don’t get the bread box option, there’s too much sure exposure, it’s gonna make your bread go stale.

Except for the fact that you can use the Uranium 233 as fuel itself, and you can’t make weaponizable plutonium out of it. Sure you’ve still got the waste problem, but the thorium reactor produces less waste than an equivalent uranium reactor.

The whole reason it was never developed was because uranium had been developed for the use of nuclear weapons to begin with, so they already had all that work done and then they segued that into power production. They would have to do a lot of research and development, which costs money that nobody wanted to spend, for a program with no military purpose and therefore the government cared a lot less about it. Because we live in fucking Post World War 2 America, and if the military budget can’t be tapped for it then the government can’t be bothered.

That said, the petroleum industry is probably more responsible. They sure fought tooth and claw against the development of renewables for decades on end. Gawd forbid the rich assholes at the top have one fewer million dollars they’ll never be able to spend in their bank accounts.

As usual, greed and power are making things worse for everybody. But hey you go ahead and believe it’s because the radioactive waste is the problem.

This meme is good but It’s lacking the part where they’re masturbating onto the American flag.

Using a scam to detect scams so that they can scam you better themselves. Lovely. I’m so glad I don’t use Chrome.

Oh well absolutely join into a conversation on speakerphone. The point is to piss them off so that they’ll correct their behavior.

“I agree, it is annoying to have people being loud and obnoxious when you’d rather they leave you alone. But if you’re going to keep doing it then I’m going to keep joining in.”

Happy Tree Friends ended up on TV? Damn, that’s fucked up. It was never meant for children.

The entire idea of ads on child media is insane and always has been. That child has no money and has no idea how to make decisions about things like purchases more complicated than “I want this shiny or tasty thing” or “all the cool kids have one.”

Silly cat, you’re an obligate carnivore; you can’t eat beans.

Like most types of conservatives, they only care about that shit when it suits their purposes.

If by floating they mean indulging in false advertisement, then they sure are.

I have never received a sub at a Subway that looks that good.

Translation: of course they’re not going to admit that Elon did it.

Autumn. It’s the end of the sweaty summer but before the freezing snow, the bugs are dying and the trees are pretty colors. Especially when it’s crisp fall and not rainy.

I misread that as Princess Caligula for a second and was briefly very confused.

I’m sure this will have no problematic repercussions whatsoever. Seriously these idiots are bound and determined to burn the entire world to the ground just so they can make a few extra bucks.

Right because if there’s one thing the rich need it’s more money. I hate fucking capitalism, I hate our government, and at this point I’m just tired of being alive.