Probably because they would prefer you to read the article on their site, where they receive ad revenue.

Pomegranates.

He wants to run for governor since DeSantis is term-limited. He thinks he has a better chance of winning if he isn’t tied to a party that more than half of his state already hate reflexively.

Somehow more gross.

Of course!

Today is April Fool’s Day.

Looks cropped to remove any artist credits. Boo.

Are you in Brazil?

I have the drill sergeant bellow. It causes abject horror and pants wetting in the mentally delicate. I’d happily join the chorus.

Ugh. So uncool. ~j/k I dunno either~