I’m sorry what?

Do you still have internet up there?

Same way I felt when I first heard Putin’s voice. It was deeper in my head.

The chainsaw was first used to saw bone, not trees. This was before anesthesia.

Existential dread mostly, but sometimes I play video games

Started intermittent fasting for no real reason. I no longer wake up hungry and the urge for a midnight snack is completely gone.