The ol’ Reddit Treatment

Or STOP meant “stop,” not “yes daddy give me more texts”

Perhaps a creddit system (for gits and shiggles)

Just fuckin chuggin that koolaid

I do love how little maintenance is needed until you have to re-learn everything you forgot

Im glad this happened fast enough that I wasn’t too invested in it to leave.

“What do you mean five people got here before me?! I NEED my coffee!”

Thats the reason they dont have me roped into payments right now

You right. This is the second time I’ve felt the urge.

Eh not exactly

“Oops! We accidentally incorporates ads into our software! It was an honest mistake…”

I’ve never wanted to go smashing car windows in a lot until now

My problem is I sleep on all sides at any given moment. Never finding true comfort

Where do I uh… I mean what would you call uh… can I just…

Broke ass cant even destroy the world with his depression

/s

A whole generation of basically disposable devices at that

Ah okay haha. Ive been buying vinyls lately and there’s a lot of people with casette merch too. I didnt remember tape being that amazing but was willing to give it a shot. I don’t have reel to reel space at my place unfortunately. Thanks for putting it out there though!

If you find a G-Shock that doesnt incorporate bluetooth and you happen to think of me, pass the name along will ya?

The one I have goes like this. Start stopwatch… Stop stopwatch… Choose between save/delete/resume…deleting…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand deleted… *returns to watch function.

Can you drop some tape player recs to save me on tape spaghetti?

Oh ^shiiiiit

All those rejection letters that show up in your mail in the weeks after are pings on your credit.