Suuuurrrre they will…

I recently discovered that there is a similar taste reaction to aspartame than there is to cilantro. It doesn’t taste like soap, but it tastes awful to some people. I can’t drink any sugar-free or diet drinks as they all taste horrific to me

Eating 8 spiders a year in our sleep. I’m glad that one is disappearing though.

And that 40 year old single women are more likely to be killed by terrorists than getting married. Although that one may make a comeback and become true if we include local terrorists so who knows…

They’re short sellers

Golden Girls! The jokes still crack me up